Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Also Bunnyman Never Learned to Drive a Shift.


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Monday, December 6, 2010

Bunnyman, Unfortunately You Just Don't Always Get the Time to Sit Around and Decide Whether You're an Asshole or a Saint.

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Friends, in case you didn't know, The Great Cartoon of Life is soon to undergo a spactacular, though completely non-violent webcomicular metamorphosis.  To the person or persons who can come up with the best new name for this strip as it transubstantiates into its new upcoming form, there will go a prize presented in the form of the T-shirt kind.  All the rules, the I's to dot and T's to cross, are now being worked out by our vast staff of artiste/bureaucrats and will be set forth soon on two stone tablets on the mall in front of our corporate headquarters in Honolulu, or for those of you for whom checking back in at this website is easier, all the info you need to enter will soon be right here, in the near FUTURE.  Although we procrastinate in getting the important contest info out to you, this should in no way delay you from starting to submit your enormous number of entries via the very appropriately named "comments" dialogue boxes scattered about the site.  Remember, you may enter as many times as you like.  All entries will be recorded as they come in.  In case of duplicate entries, the earliest submitted-- But why am I explaining this now?  All the overwrought details will be available soon in our vast, fine print rules and accompanying legal language list on this site, and, of course, chiseled with great care and accuracy into the tablets, in Honolulu...  Good luck.
  

Saturday, November 13, 2010

What to Do When the Dark Side of You Threatens to Get the Upper Hand

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Friday, October 1, 2010

Will the Real Jupiter Please Lay Like a Lox?


 

I thought I would do this today for no particular reason, except for the opportunity to do another post right away using some very easy photography.  So for anyone who ever wondered at all where things in my cartoons come from, I give you-- Jupiter, cartoon dog of the Internet. 
 



The truth is, I make very little stuff up.  I'm really more a reporter.  And it just so happens that I live among some very entertaining creatures.  Or at least I find them so.  So, it is for me very much as Pablo Picasso supposedly once said, "I paint what I see, and I keep seeing this very strange little fluffy white dog doing these really weird and sort of unbelievable things all the time, so what can I do?"
It may be that that's more of a paraphrase than a direct quote, but art is not math.  Otherwise I would have had much better SAT scores way back when and be much better at helping my daughter in school today.  Oh well...

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